Behind Closed Doors What does his home
say about him?
As we girls know your home can say a lot about you, so what does
his say about him? Are you really prepared to find out? Tell him you want
to go back to his place. He will be delighted to show off his domain,
his sacred place.
From his taste in decor to the contents of his refrigerator, your man's
place can tell you a lot about what kind of guy he is. But do you know
what his home is really saying? I think not. Look no further we bring
you the low down on what his home really says about him.
Mr. sophisticated
This man stands out from all the rest and you can guarantee so will his
home. He likes everything in its rightful place, very well organized.
He likes the finer things in life and has them donning his home, antiques,
fine art, glass and not to mention a big leather sofa with nail trim.
He has bookshelves that hold books and not little models (sound familiar?).
His furniture will be polished to perfection and his floor is wooden with
some very well placed, expensive rugs. Does this sound like your guy?
Find out more....
The ladies' man
This is the man that is known as the smooth operator by his friend and
ex`s and his home won’t deceive his reputation. If he doesn’t have a home
gym you will certainly find an exercise bike and a few hand weights.
He likes his mirrors, especially in the bedroom and may even have one
above his bed. He will have photos of himself (most often doing something
active). His place will have seduction written all over it. Is he your
guy? Find out more....
The momma's boy
As soon as you walk through the door you will feel the presence of his
mother (even though she won’t be there unless she has popped in for a
coffee). There is more than likely a nice welcome mat greeting you and
the rest of the house will be just as homely.
The chances are his mother has helped with the decor (chintz). There will
photos of her in every room. Is your bloke still tied to his mother’s
apron strings? Find out more...
One of the lads
You will probably smell it before he opens the door (unless he has made
an effort for your visit). His fridge will be full of beer cans, he will
have the biggest TV screen you can buy, and there will be photos of him
and his mates all over the place. You can usually spot this kind of guy
before you get to see his place but in case you can’t we will let you
into his world. This is one of the men that never grow up. Would your
man rather be out with the lads?
The Ladies' Man
This is the man that is known as the smooth operator by his friend and
ex’s and his home won’t deceive his reputation. If he doesn’t have a home
gym you will certainly find an exercise bike and a few hand weights. He
likes his mirrors, especially in the bedroom and may even have one above
his bed. He will have photos of himself (most often doing something active).
His place will have seduction written all over it is he your guy?
His Bedroom
The bed dominates the room. He has satin sheets and maybe a four-post
bed. He has every type and colour of silk shirts with lots of expensive
suits hanging neatly in his wardrobe and the door will be open so that
he can show off his great taste in clothes (even if they are a bit loud
this guy loves his clothes). He has gold mirrors and might have one on
his ceiling above his bed. We must not forget all his photos of himself.
His Kitchen
This man likes to go the full hog in his kitchen. There are all the right
ingredients to make the perfect romantic meal, from all the top-notch
china to the bottle of champagne on ice. His fridge is loaded with strawberries
and cream.
His Bathroom
There is an abundant supply of scented massage oils next to all his grooming
products in his bathroom cabinet. There will be a box stuffed somewhere
with every type of condom you can buy along with few playboy magazines.
The verdict
If you are looking for a serious relationship then stay well clear of
this guy. But on the other hand if you are young and are just looking
for a bit of fun then he is your ideal man. His answering machine is always
a good give away that he is up to no good. If he has lots of messages
then he is too popular or if he won’t listen to them in front of you he
has something to hide (another girlfriend perhaps). If it is fun you are
after then this guy will give you the time of your life and he is a master
under the sheets (he is a perfectionist on performance). If you don’t
want your heart broken then don’t even go there.
Momma's Boy
As soon as you walk through the door you will feel the presence of his
mother (even though she won’t be there unless she has popped in for a
coffee). There is more than likely a nice welcome mat greeting you and
the rest of the house will be just as homely.
The chances are his mother has helped with the decor (chintz). There will
photos of her in every room. Is your bloke still tied to his mother’s
apron strings?
His Bedroom
The twilight zone doesn’t have a look in. Flowered curtains, frilly pillows
and duvet, large, dark furniture this bedroom couldn’t get any worse.
Think again he has a picture of his mother on his bedside table. Run...
RUN!!!
His Kitchen
Labeled boxes of mother's home cooking fill the fridge. He has matching
apron, oven gloves, and tea towels. He has all the place mats and coasters
that you will find in any woman’s kitchen and not to mention all those
cook books his mother gave him (not that she gives him a chance to doing
any cooking).
His Bathroom
His mother has definitely done the decor here. Shell wallpaper, matching
towels, bath mat, shower curtain and a toilet seat cover (please). He
will have little cute soap dishes and even cuter soap.
The verdict
This guy is very romantic, is overly sensitive and will always be loyal.
But can this a lone be enough to build a relationship. I don’t think so.
He's perfect for you if you want someone who will devote himself to you.
But if you'd rather be with a man that is more of an adventurer then you’re
with the wrong person. There will also be the dreaded meeting with the
mother. How on earth can you compete? This type of guy will never change
and unless you want to settle down, have kids set up the perfect home
with the perfect husband and be the perfect wife, it's not fair on either
of you to keep this relationship going.
One of the lads
You will probably smell it before he opens the door (unless he has made
an effort for your visit). His fridge will be full of beer cans, he will
have the biggest TV screen you can bet, and there will be photos of him
and his mates all over the place. You can usually spot this kind of guy
before you get to see his place but in case you can’t we will let you
into his world. Would your man rather be out with the lads?
His Bedroom
This man has not seen the carpet since the day he moved in. His clothes
are piled high in the corner and mold is starting to form on the bottom
ones. (He’d rather buy new then wash them). There are posters of half
naked women all over his walls.
His Kitchen
You don’t even want to go there. The bin is flowing with pizza boxes,
the dishes are practically touching the ceiling and the fridge is full
of last night’s take away and half empty beer cans.
His Bathroom
The toilet seat is always up. You would have to disinfect it before you
even thought of using it. There is toothpaste all over the sink and something
has moved into the shower. You will find car magazines, playboy under
the sink.
The verdict
This guy doesn’t know the meaning of responsibility (even though he is
30) it will take a very dominant woman to clean this guy’s act up. If
it is a casual fling you want where you meet up once a week then he is
your man (as long as it doesn’t collide with the footie match). This man
hasn’t learnt to grow up yet and still acts like a child and sooner or
later he is going to have to grow up. But if you can put up with his habits,
his booze, and his friends then you are a brave woman.
Mr. sophisticated
This man stands out from all the rest and you can guarantee so will his
home. He likes everything in its rightful place, very well organized.
He likes the finer things in life and has them donning his home, antiques,
fine art, glass and not to mention a big leather sofa with nail trim.
He has bookshelves that hold books and not little models (sound familiar?).
His furniture will be polished to perfection and his floor is wooden with
some very well placed, expensive rugs. Does this sound like your guy?
His Bedroom
His bedroom is very minimalist, with the right amount of furniture (all
expensive and all hand calved of course). His many, many suits are hung
according to colour and cut, a long with his many ties and cuff links
all neatly stored in there right place. A biography or two won’t be out
of place on his bedside table.
His Kitchen
The only kitchen right for this man would be stainless steel and there
will be plenty of it. To match will be all the top-of-the-range appliances.
This kitchen is almost to good to believe (so is the man) it is immaculate
and like the rest of this home everything is in it’s own place. This man
likes all the finer things in life especially his food and drink, there
is no take away boxes in his fridge unless you count the sushi. His fridge
is loaded with fruits, vegetables, sauces of every kind, mineral water
and a good bottle of wine.
His Bathroom
His bathroom boasts a beautiful iron claw-foot tub (antique of course).
His towels are co-coordinated and very soft and neatly hanged on a chrome
towel rail. His electric shaver is attached to the wall with a large chrome
mirror.
The verdict
If you’re into art and the finer things in life then this is the man for
you. But like they say opposites attract. Maybe this guy needs someone
that is a bit reckless, someone to help him let his hair down and relax
for a while. You can be good for each other if you have different lifestyles.
All you need is to find a level where you can both teach each other your
way of life. The sophisticated man is definitely a great catch and if
you can both conform to each other’s life you could be a perfect match.